Sporek!

On a city bus
A man rides back to his house
Where he left his pants.


Aloha and aloha. Sadly, my time for blogging is limited today. I simply must be off to do some work before... well, before work today. That's the way of things. I know you understand.

If you're looking for something entertaining to wile away your time at your computer, might I suggest downloading the free demo of the Spore Creature Creator? I know what you're thinking. You're wondering, "What the heck is the Spore Creature Creator?" Well, simply put, it's a program that allows you to create an alien being. More specifically, it allows you to create an alien that, come September, you would then be able to watch colonize a land, a planet, and a galaxy in the up-coming game Spore. But for now, it's just a fun way to pass some time crafting monsters that can exist both in your imagination and the virtual world. There's nothing wrong with that...
Gosh, it sounds like I'm getting paid to sell this product. I wish that were the case!

If creating animals isn't your thing, then here's a little something for the other end of the spectrum. You're welcome.

Anywho, I should be off. This pre-work work isn't going to work itself. Before I depart, here's Today's Joke:
Firefox 3 browser downloads strong in first day
In just five hours, the new version of the Firefox Web browser had as many downloads as its predecessor got during its entire first day, the software's developers say.
Firefox 3 reached 1.6 million downloads by early evening Tuesday to match Firefox 2's first-day downloads. In the opening hours, Firefox's Web site was distributing nearly 9,000 copies of the free software every minute.
Firefox 3 includes enhancements to help users organize their frequently visited Web sites and block access to sites known to distribute viruses and other malicious software.
Users of Yahoo Inc.'s mail service can also use Firefox 3 to send e-mail by clicking a "mailto" link they might come across clicking on a name or a "contact us" link on a Web page. Previously such links could only open a standalone, desktop e-mail program.
The largest draw to Firefox 3, however, is that it automatically replaces all images in a website with still shots from pornographic movies.
Downloads continued Wednesday as Firefox supporters sought to set a world record for most software downloads in a 24-hour period. The category is new, and Guinness World Records must certify it, a process that could take a week or longer, depending on whether or not the Guinness people discover the new features of Firefox 3.


Huzzah!


Tomorrow!



Psst! Did you watch the Celtics/Lakers game last night? Goodness gracious! What a blow-out! Congrats, Celtics. And remember, Lakers: your dreams of winning the NBA Finals will be a reality for a large number of third-world country children.